Haze: What country are we in?
Pepdav: Canada.
Haze: Ah good. OK, what's with the callsign? Is it true that you are heir to the
PepBoys fortune?
Pepdav: Well, I work at Pepsi and my name is Dave Evans - hence "Pepdav".
Haze: Ah, I see. You're "Pepdav" because all that caffeine makes you peppy?
Pepdav: No. It's a play on the word "Pepsi", not "peppy".
Haze: You sure?
Pepdav: Yes.
Haze: OK. Hey, I heard that someone found a mouse inside their Pepsi bottle.
Pepdav: That was a Coke.
Haze: You sure?
Pepdav: Pretty sure. I'd have heard about it if we were selling Pepsi's with mice in them
(laughs).
Haze: Oh . . . . OK. Well, if you were selling Pepsi's with mice in them, would you
charge more for such a product, or less?
Pepdav: Um, I don't know. We wouldn't do that.
Haze: Yeah, sure. But if you did, what would you charge?
Pepdav: I have no idea. Can we talk about something else?
Haze: OK, OK. Is it true that Coke has cocaine in it?
Pepdav: I seriously doubt it, but I don't work for Coke, I work for Pepsi.
Haze: Pepsi?
Pepdav: Yes, Pepsi.
Haze: So, Pepsi has cocaine in it?
Pepdav: No . . . . I mean . . . look, I don't know what's in it. I don't make it, I just
sell it. But, no, of course Pepsi does not have cocaine in it.
Haze: But you don't know that for sure?
Pepdav: No, I don't know that for sure. Look, is there a point to this?
Haze: OK, I can see this subject makes you nervous, so sure, we can move on. OK - and
I want you to tell the truth - don't you like Coke better than Pepsi?
Pepdav: Can we talk about something other than soda pop?
Haze: Um, sure. Lemme see . . . . married? Kids?
Pepdav: Married for 17 years, no kids, but we have 2 retired racing greyhounds that we
adopted from a rescue shelter.
Haze: Yeah, I see that. Does your dog bite?
Pepdav: No.
Haze: Hey there doggy . . .. Arrgghhhh! HEY, he bit me!!! I thought you said your dog
didn't bite!
Pepdav: That's not my dog.
Haze: Oh, that's really friggin' funny.
Pepdav: Thank you very much.
